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Near the wet banks of the Blanco Winding through quaint Wimberley Stood a crafty brown-eyed burro Eyes a twitter all for me Why the rascal chose its target Have I nary any thought As my naïve booty stuck out Without worry (as it ought!) Sly and devious creature snuck up Under Jane-Jack's wandering eye Teeth and lips to smack and taste of Butt…and prompt the fateful cry "Hey, that burro bit my booty! Look he's grinnin' side to side" So my derriere was wounded Blushing red from shattered pride Now in philosophical fashion Deeper meaning did I seek But the only thing I figured Was to not stick out my cheeks So the moral of this story Well there isn't any one But a booty biting burro Had a helluva lot of fun |
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The Booty Biting Burro Lynette Bowen, Webster Texas |
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Family time Stacy Matthews, Alvin Texas |